Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, March 25, 2010

A $1,400 Bottle of Wine is Just Cheap Plonk to Oxycotin Boy

There are a couple of guys who are raising money to buy Rush "I Send My Maid Out to Score Me Some Drugs" Limpbag to Costa Rica.

Well, el "All Druggies Should Be Executed, Except For Me" Rushbo is saying that "1,400 bucks won't even buy a bottle of wine on my plane."

Must be some pretty primo swill that His Assholiness guzzles down on his G550.

(The registered owner of that gold-plated barge is "CFS Air, LLC" in Connecticut. There may be no truth to the supposition that "CFS" stands for "Certified Fascist Shmuck".)

I would have thought that this would have been a more appropriate aircraft for him:


6 comments:

deadstick said...

Rushbo's statement about going to Costa Rica was weasel-worded to the effect of "if five years go by and such-and-such happens", so he has an out.

Anonymous said...

I have to wonder if Costa Rica would even accept him as a permanent resident, or reject him as an undesirable alien.

Holte Ender said...

The Blimp is so him, remember the Hindenburg. Oh the humanity.

Cujo359 said...

For some reason, I associate Rush with this aircraft. I not quite sure why, because it occasionally hit what it was aiming at. One thing you could never accuse Limbaugh of is accuracy. But when it comes to wanton destructiveness in aid of a reprehensible cause, there is a certain resemblance.

XR650L_Dave said...

Of course he has requested N1EB be removed from the FAA ASDI data feed, so no tracking him via flightaware, etc.

Dave

Comrade Misfit said...

Dave, N1EB is indeed blocked.

Fucking fat-assed self-important weasel. What's he afraid of, being hit in the face with a pie?