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Thursday, March 18, 2010

In This Country, They Would Have Tased His Ass

Feel free to write your own snark on this one:
:A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.
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Posted by on or about 06:42

4 Brickbats Thrown:

  1. In this country, they'd have tased everyone he ever met.

    They like their tasers, here.

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  2. She didn't have to duck far, I'm sure.

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  3. "Oh!", Said the female officer, "it looks like a penis, only smaller!"

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  4. was it that jeff goldstien, protein wisdom, guy?

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