Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Caturday Repaired

"Hey, moron, put down the camera and fix the food bowl!"


George is playing with a Q-Tip:


Gracie asks: "George, you're playing with a Q-Tip? Are you retarded or something?"


(I posted an earlier version of this on a time-delay. It seems to have vanished from the queue.)

3 comments:

BadTux said...

That look of disgust on their little furry faces as they contemplate the empty food bowl and the pure incompetence of their staff that allowed it to become empty is a classic...

-Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

Anonymous said...

We actually have to bury the Q-tips in the garbage and hope our three do not knock over the can to get at them. It
s gross.

Comrade Misfit said...

I don't know what it is with cats and just-used Q-tips. George goes nuts playing with them.