Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 8, 2010

Quotas- "To Serve and Harass"

It's what the NYPD does: Arrest people for no reason, just to keep their numbers up.



(H/T)

5 comments:

BadTux said...

And this is supposed to be news... how? Most Americans already know this is happening. As long as it is happening mostly to people of a certain complexion (if you get my gist) rather than to good white God-fearin' REAL Amurricans, most Americans don't care.

What, racism in America? Couldn't be!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

Of course we've always known this. But no cop would ever talk, on the record, about it.

And now one has.

SkinnyDennis said...

Where can we send the flowers?

Phil said...

Remember, Habeus Corpus is defunct now.

Send the flowers to the next of Kin, unless they have been branded Domestic terrorists and have been detained without cause in some hell hole third world country, to be tortured under Executive Privilege.
In that case, send the flowers to the nearest DC Madame underthe alias, Mitch McConnel.

Comrade Misfit said...

Yeah, I'd expect to read about a little "blue on blue" incident in the next year or so.