Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Die, You Emo Blood-Sucking Bastard, Die!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer meets that emo-douchebag from Twilight.


This thing is subtitled, so you can switch off your speakers to make it work-safe.

(H/T)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh! I have that one favorited. Heheheheheh.

Another thing that gets me is that this Edward is supposed to be attractive; to me he looks like a geisha gone terribly, terribly wrong.

Anonymous said...

Oh, that was very satisfying!
I think the vamp looks confused as to what he is supposed to be doing. And trust me, the woods around Forks? He'd need more than hairspray to keep his hair in place...

J. said...

that was pretty damn funny. Glad I never watched Twilight, looks like I'd need a barf bag nearby.

Irie said...

That should have been done a long time ago!

BadTux said...

Still not as funny as Twilight: Modern Warfare 2, but yeah, sparkle vampires? Uhm... that's just wrong. But then, what can you expect from an author who wears magic underwear ;)?