Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Kill the Bill?

From Driftglass:

Of course, the Teabaggers stayed classy right to the end, demonstrating their absolute lack of faith in the democratic process:

Really. You clowns lost an election, so the party and the president that you didn't vote for is enacting the legislation that they promised to enact, and your response is to threaten violence and assassination? Your reaction is to commit acts of vandalism and to shout racial and homophobic epithets?

Class act.

Why do the Teabaggers hate democracy? Why do they hate freedom? If they are so against the idea that there are two political parties and that the party in power will enact the legislation that they favor, why don't they just leave this country and move to a one-party state that is more in tune with their ideals? Heck, they can move to a no-government state if they want.

But if they have so little faith in the political process, here is a free word of advice for the Teabaggers: Emigrate.

3 comments:

Cirze said...

But they never (never!) take advice from smarter people.

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BadTux said...

Emigrate? But there isn't anything outside of the USA, as far as teabaggers know! Otherwise they'd know that the bill Obama will sign in a couple of days sets up a healthcare insurance system similar to the Swiss system with a bit of German thrown in, and I've never heard of anybody calling the money-grubbing gnomes of Switzerland "socialist". But I'm sure the teabaggers could manage it. If they knew Switzerland existed, that is. Which they don't, because they're ignorant cretins whose only real complaint is that a big buck negro is in the White House and they can't deal with that at all...

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

jbrock said...

@BadTux: Odds are they know Switzerland exists, and are pretty sure it's right next door to Norway.

But anyway: "If Brown can't stop it, a Browning can"? What. The. Fuck.

wv: psycoi. And how.