Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, November 13, 2009

Typo, or a Lack of Research

The NY Times, in a story about the A400M, said:
Although it will be one of the largest turboprop-powered aircraft ever built, the A400M is still dwarfed by the Soviet Antonov An-24 Antei first flown in the 1960s. Several dozen remain in Russian air force service.
Ah, no. The An-24 is a twin-engined turboprop with a maximum takeoff weight that is less than a sixth of that of the A400M. Now, on the other hand, the An-22 Antaeus is bigger than the A400M.

There is really no excuse for this sort of shit anymore. It's not as though one has to hunt down a copy of "Jane's All the World's Aircraft" anymore to check.

2 comments:

deadstick said...

Used to be, the Brewster Buffalo fighter could be considered the worst-named aircraft ever. But Antaeus beats that...

Antaeus was a mighty giant (OK so far) who drew all his strength from the earth. Hercules (who has a US cargo airplane named for him) killed Antaeus by lifting him off the ground and turning him into a weakling.

Sarah said...

Interesting. Saddest, but very accurate name: "Airbus". Where are the Convairs, Constellations, and Stratocruisers? :(

Most unfortunate name for a otherwise pretty decent fighter? I nominate the "Fairey Firefly". Only the English would invoke Tinkerbell in wartime.