Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The Journalist's Guide to Firearms



(H/T)
Posted by on or about 09:21

3 comments:

Nangleator said...

There must be a similar chart for aircraft, with "Cessna" standing in for anything that doesn't fly in the flight levels. The same chart has a notation that "stall" and "engine failure" are interchangeable terms.

And when an aircraft is military, you have to start tossing around the phrase "angle of attack."

9/08/2009 10:04 AM
Cujo359 said...

While that chart is somewhat mistaken ;-), it does have the virtue of being easy to remember.

9/08/2009 6:24 PM
Bridget Magnus said...

Ha! You had me going there for a minute, thinking "Hey, wait, that's not an AK it's a... oh! I see whatcha did there."

9/08/2009 9:10 PM

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