Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The Journalist's Guide to Firearms



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3 comments:

Nangleator said...

There must be a similar chart for aircraft, with "Cessna" standing in for anything that doesn't fly in the flight levels. The same chart has a notation that "stall" and "engine failure" are interchangeable terms.

And when an aircraft is military, you have to start tossing around the phrase "angle of attack."

Cujo359 said...

While that chart is somewhat mistaken ;-), it does have the virtue of being easy to remember.

Bridget Magnus said...

Ha! You had me going there for a minute, thinking "Hey, wait, that's not an AK it's a... oh! I see whatcha did there."