Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, August 6, 2009

When Will the Bomb Next Be Used?

I'm going to hazard a guess that nuclear weapons will be used in the second half of this century, with usage more likely in the last quarter as the calendar gets closer to 2100.

The reason is that by then, everyone with first-hand knowledge of what it was like to be nuked will be dead, as will everyone who has ever seen an above-ground nuclear test. Even with the increasing databases, memories will fade. And some asswipe will order them used.

3 comments:

Sarah said...

Possibly. Nukes are the "status weapon" of emerging tin-pot ( Pu-pot? ) dictatorships. But the industrial and technical effort needed to mass-produce these gadgets makes it a low-volume threat, not a world ender like the cold war we barely survived. This is not a comfort if one were to find oneself at ground zero, but it's something.

To me, far more dangerous and likely threats are biological. These don't require metallurgical and chemical wizardry, "just" genetic fiddling and a petri dish farm. And if one gets loose .... watch out.

The scariest movie I've ever seen is "12 Monkeys".

Maybe nukes will be our salvation, as we have to sterilize a doomsday infection by "nuking it from orbit". ( Dark humor is still humor, right? )

Comrade Misfit said...

Both the Americans and the Soviets had robust and secure command-and-control systems in place to ensure that nuclear weapons were only used on the orders of the respective national command authorities.

I am not confident at all, as nuclear weapons continue to proliferate, that other nations will be as diligent.

Cujo359 said...

I can't argue with your conclusions, Comrade E.B. My articles about Hiroshima and Harry Patch mention the importance of direct experience, too. As a society, we have become less familiar with just how awful an all-out war can be, as have most other countries of any size. If our experience with the banking crisis, another thing that has happened numerous times in the past for the same reasons is any indication, we're in for a repeat performance.

I just hope that by then more of us will have wised up.