Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

The Colbert Bump

As a drink: Over ice in a tall glass, pour 1oz of cherry brandy, 1.5oz of gin, 1oz of lemon juice and then top off with soda water.

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Stephen Colbert also took a look at the astroturf tea-bag movement.

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It would be nice if the so-called political reporters out there were paying attention to this fraudulent grass-roots movement.

As for us, we need to mock these dupes, these tools of the health insurance industry. It is at least amusing, if not downright pathetic, how the rich bastards on the Right can fund a so-called "grass roots" campaign and get a whole passel of badly-educated morons to show up to wave poorly-written signs.

3 comments:

Sarah said...

Your embedded vids don't work for me - I'll go look at Colbert's site, I thought he was on vacation (again) this week.

Comrade Misfit said...

Do you have "no script" or something like that running? I am at a different computer than the one I used to upload the post and I can see the vids

Sarah said...

Both noscript and adblock, but disabled. Doesn't work at work or @home. If the trouble's not obvious, no matter. I need to check in with Colbert's site anyway.

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ps Oshkosh was awesome as always. It's a major letdown when it ends and I'm back in the office.