Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Conan the Comedian

From last night's show:
"Fox News host Glenn Beck has lost over thirty sponsors since he called President Obama a racist, and the latest sponsor that he just lost is Clorox Bleach. Isn't that weird? It's amazing! Even a company whose sole purpose is to make things whiter thinks Glenn Beck has gone too far."
It is also weird that Viagra is one of Conan's sponsors; late-night sex and late-night television are kind of contradictory, no?

Bill Mahrer was on the show, he made this proposal to the Birthers: He will show them Barack Obama's birth certificate when they show him Sarah Palin's high school diploma.

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