Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Stupid Ignorant Aviation Reportage

That would be the New York Times, which is upset at the idea that a fugitive from justice still has a pilot's license and owns an airplane.

This is why it is stupid: I have had a private pilot's license for over 30 years. I have owned my own airplane for 20 years. I have never ever flown into anyplace where I was asked to show my pilot's license. Most of the places where I once rented airplanes from did not ask to see my license; my ability to fly during the checkouts spoke to that. Where they did ask, it was on so they could make a copy for their records for insurance purposes.

If this is surprising to you, ask yourself when was the last time, other than a traffic ticket or renting a car, that anyone asked for your driver's license for anything to do with your eligibility to operate a motor vehicle.

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