Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, August 10, 2009

"My Cat Did It, I Tell Ya! Yeah, That's the Ticket!"

A man in Florida has blamed his cat for downloading over 1,000 images of child porn.

God luck with that one, bucko. I don't think that even the ghost of Johnny Cochran could sell that one to a jury, even a Florida one.

(H/T)

7 comments:

BadTux said...

Clearly his cat was looking for online kittie porn but being a cat, mis-spelled it. Hey, it could happen! Well, in some alternate universe, maybe :).

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

montag said...

Seems self defeating for a cat to dispose of his owner that way unless he has a better gig lined up already.

Zdogk9 said...

Just what have your cats downloaded?

Comrade Misfit said...

I've got passwords on my computers, so I doubt if they're downloading stuff while I'm at Ye Olde Salte Mine.

Sarah said...

Hmm. I'm going to have to change my password because it looks too much like something a cat would type. You know, something like "jrorlujfa8".

Anonymous said...

This is interesting. My question is, are CATS covered under family health care plan?

Comrade Misfit said...

Regis, I doubt it. But don't tell Sarah Palin.