Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
7 comments:
Clearly his cat was looking for online kittie porn but being a cat, mis-spelled it. Hey, it could happen! Well, in some alternate universe, maybe :).
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Seems self defeating for a cat to dispose of his owner that way unless he has a better gig lined up already.
Just what have your cats downloaded?
I've got passwords on my computers, so I doubt if they're downloading stuff while I'm at Ye Olde Salte Mine.
Hmm. I'm going to have to change my password because it looks too much like something a cat would type. You know, something like "jrorlujfa8".
This is interesting. My question is, are CATS covered under family health care plan?
Regis, I doubt it. But don't tell Sarah Palin.
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