Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, August 27, 2009

787 First Flight

Being expects to fly it by the end of the year, which is two years behind schedule.

EADS had delay problems with its A380, but the A380 was just huger than shit, it wasn't the leap in technology that the 787 promises to be.

In one of the burgeoning number of "Downfall" parodies, Hitler is not at all happy about having ordered 787s for his airline.


2 comments:

Lockwood said...

I had never seen the Hitler rants clips until earlier this summer... I love 'em. I wasn't paying attention to the source of the post, and enlarged the clip to full screen. My thoughts as I enjoyed were "Oh, EB Misfit would enjoy this one!"

Comrade Misfit said...

What's interesting is to find one with the original subtitles.