Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Wal-Mart: Plumbing the Depths of Evil

Wal-Mart has been guilty of some pretty evil acts over the years. Sex discrimination, locking overnight employees inside their stores, racial discrimination, fucking their workers out of overtime pay. As corporations go, they are pretty heinous.

Wal-Mart has now reached a new low, even for them: They are going to sell knock-offs of Girl Scout cookies. Really. Wal-Mart is going to try and take money away from the Girl Scouts. How despicable can a corporation be without becoming the exclusive distributor for Soylent Green?

UPDATE: Well, maybe not a new low, since Wal-Mart is proud that they decorate cakes for neo-nazis.

2 comments:

Cirze said...

Actually, this seems like a rather mild evil deed for the NaziWallMart guys to attempt.

Nothing is below them.

Hillary was on the board early on.

She learned her lessons well.

Watch her in action now.

They are getting ready to put South America down for the count.

ben said...

MediaCurves.com just conducted a study on 307 viewers of a news clip discussed the recent controversy involving Walmart and the Girl Scouts. The majority (58%) of respondents who are parents of Girl Scout members said that they have a more negative perception of the discount store after watching the news clip. Over a third of these Girl Scout parents (35%) reported that they are now less likely to shop at Walmart stores after learning of the Girl Scout cookie controversy. For more in-depth results please visit http://www.mediacurves.com/NationalMediaFocus/J7486-GirlScouts/Index.cfm.
Thanks,
Ben