Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Watch for the Great Flip-Flop on Guns

Rudy Giuliani is thinking of running for governor of New York. He was strongly for gun control when he was mayor of New York City. he was against gun control when he ran for president.

If he does run for governor, I'll bet that he flips once more.

Apparently, the only thing that Giuliani really believes is that he should be in charge. All of the rest is negotiable. You can bet that if the GOP primary electorate in 2008 had been strongly in favor of castrating illegal aliens, that he would have been in favor of it. He'd be a communist or a fascist if either party had the best chance of winning an election.

2 comments:

Sarah said...

Guiliani is a politician's politician. He reminds me of Minnesota's affliction until recently, Norm Coleman. He used to be a Democrat, but thought the (R) would be a ticket to ride.

Watched "Charlie Wilson's War" last week, and was amused by the mention of Giuliani as the prosecutor with a burr under his saddle pursuing the wicked ( Charlie ).

montag said...

It's a shame I have to wait until Nov '10 to vote against Rudi Patootie. If there is a GOP primary, I am switching parties, just for a little while.