Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Limited Service

I am going away for a week. Expect few posts during that time.

That is all.

7 comments:

Frank Van Haste said...

Miss Fit:

I hope the purpose of your absence is R & R. Travel safely, and enjoy your time off line.

Frank

Comrade Misfit said...

Vacation it is!

Mark Rossmore said...

Miss Fit: As you seem to be a fan of Russian history, I thought you might like to read a new short story I just had published online.

"Day 483"

It's a dark historical fiction piece about one of the darkest of times in The Great Patriotic War: The Siege of Leningrad.

Mark Rossmore said...

Oops - messed up the link. Try this one:

Day 483


And enjoy your vacation, by the way!

Cujo359 said...

Whatever you're doing, try to have fun.

Distributorcap said...

have a great trip!

Phil said...

Come back with a huge grin on yer face.