Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

The Understated Headline of the Day

From the New York Times:

Jackson’s Will Could Set Off Legal Struggle

"Could"? "Could", in this case, is like saying "the Sun could rise tomorrow morning." There are family members who were cut out of the will. The mothers of his children were cut out of the will. The will may have been written by insiders.

"Could" is a whopping understatement.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

From where I sit, the sun hasn't risen for many mornings!