Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Nine Words You Don't Hear Republicans Saying Anymore

"The President's nominee deserves an up-or-down vote."

Remember when that was their mantra? "Up-or-down vote!" Senator Bill Frist, the "I can diagnose anything from a videotape" majority leader, was so insistent on up-or-down vote that he threatened to change the rules of the Senate so the Chimperor could continue to fill the Federal government with his mouth-breathing Neanderthals.

But now, the very last thing you will hear a Republican mention is giving a nominee an up-or-down vote.

Curious, isn't it.

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