Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Nine Words You Don't Hear Republicans Saying Anymore

"The President's nominee deserves an up-or-down vote."

Remember when that was their mantra? "Up-or-down vote!" Senator Bill Frist, the "I can diagnose anything from a videotape" majority leader, was so insistent on up-or-down vote that he threatened to change the rules of the Senate so the Chimperor could continue to fill the Federal government with his mouth-breathing Neanderthals.

But now, the very last thing you will hear a Republican mention is giving a nominee an up-or-down vote.

Curious, isn't it.

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