Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Caturday Preloaded

I hope this works; I'm going to have scarce computer time from tomorrow afternoon until Saturday evening, so I am preloading this one on Wednesday.


I took Gracie into the vet's today to have her rear end shaved shaved. She is not happy with me right now, she is sulking in one of the cat condos.


Here is Rocky, Gracie's younger brother, or so we think. He is so different from any other cat in that line that it is possible that the mother stole him.



That's Bella, sleeping on a day bed. She loves people, she loves attention. One of her favorite things is to be combed, which is good, since she is a long-haired cat.


The only thing she doesn't like is having her claws clipped. She is polydactyl on her front paws, so it is more involved for her. It almost looks as though she has thumbs.

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