Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
2 comments:
Sessions probably just did more for the Democratic Party's chances in Texas than any amount of politic'ing by Democratic candidates there could ever do. He just pissed off 90% of people of Hispanic descent by painting organizations they belong to as "un-American" and just generally being a racist asshole about this whole Sotomayor thing, making it all too clear that his main objection to Sotomayor was that she was Hispanic, not any particular policy that she espoused. My congratulations to Senator Sessions in helping consolidate the Republican Party as a regional party of racists, kooks, and fetus fetishists.
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Jeff Sessions statement should be worn as a badge of honor by the judge.
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