Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Pimps and/or Madams

As you may have heard, the Washington Post is trying to sell access to its reporters, as well as to members of Congress and officials of the Obama Administration.

Did anyone at the WaPo stop to think of how this would look? Did any of the pointy-haired imbeciles in management consider asking their reporters about this before announcing it?

This has all the marks of a sleazeball idea that was dreamed up by a graduate of the Harvard Business School (their alums include Mitt Romney and George Bush, if that's any clue).

Katherine Graham must be spinning in her grave.

2 comments:

Cirze said...

You gotta give WaPo cred though as they finally have figured out a business plan now that no one wants to pay for their spews anymore.

Maybe the Harvard MBA classes will write them up as geniuses for figuring out the new business model (since we've sent all the real business overseas).

S

Cujo359 said...

I think this is just the logical conclusion to the direction they've been headed for the last decade or so. Short of having the Republican Party and their advertisers write the stories, there's really not much further they can go and still fool anyone into thinking they want to do journalism there.