Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, July 6, 2009

We Are so Screwed; CIA Edition

NPR this morning had a story about the CIA recruiting Wall Street types to perform economic analysis. It is not a new story. More here.

I don't get it. Before last September, somewhere between "damn few" and "none" of those guys saw the signs that our economy was at risk for collapse. So you have to wonder just what the CIA planning to pay them to do. Are they just going to sit in a cubicle somewhere in the DC area and write summaries based on the articles in the Asian edition of the Financial Times? If the idea is to spot the risk of a financial collapse in other nations, well, let's face it, those guys have a pretty shitty track record.

Jon Stewart had a piece on it last week.

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Nobody is talking about what data they are going to be looking at. If the data is not to be found in open-source English publications, then the CIA needs to find Wall Street analysts who can speak Arabic, Hindi, Farsi, Urdu, Indonesian, Tagalog, Mandarin and probably a number of other languages. Good luck with that.

1 comment:

deadstick said...

Well, if they need linguists, they can always hire the gay ones the Army threw out...