Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, July 24, 2009

The Air Farce's Special Ops Guys Will Be Lucky If They Can Afford to Buy Chewing Gum in the Next Budget Cycle

When the Congress finds out (or, more precisely, when the reporters find out and start asking Congress about it) that the Air Force is using our taxpayer money to buy Russian airplanes, even if they are built in Poland, they are not going to be very happy. And neither will Boeing, Lockheed-Martin or Northrop-Grumman be very happy, all of whom have oodles of lobbyists, as well as fully-purchased Senators and Congressmen.

Nope, they are not going to be happy. Not at all.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Does this mean the AF decided that the V-22 Osprey is a piece of crap?
No mention of armament on the Polish/Russian bird - special ops doesn't require a gun or two?

Some AF general and his procurement officers need their wings clipped.