Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 2, 2009

The Phony Patriots of the Right

I've gotten a number of emails and seen a lot of blog entries since yesterday about the nutjob who appeared on Fox News and stated that he hoped that Osama bin Ladin would detonate a "major weapon" (a nuke) in an American city. Glenn Beck did not disagree with him.

I suspected that Jon Stewart would have something to say, so I held off:

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Osama bin Laden Needs to Attack America
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political HumorJason Jones in Iran


Play a little thought game: Imagine that a liberal said "what we need is for a terrorist to attack the US." Then imagine just for how many years the various fascist bloviators at Fox News would be yammering about that. The conservative columnists would write about nothing else for months. Books would be written about how liberals are traitors (oh, wait, they already write them). The Drug-Addled FatBoy would be quivering in his chair as he yelled about that into his gold-plated microphone.

But let a conservative express a wish that the US sustain a devastating attack and the silence from the rest of the Right is deafening. Which proves, yet again, that the Right does not give a flying fuck about this country. The Right will do or hope for anything it thinks that will help it to advance its agenda. And if that means a few hundred thousand Americans die in a nuclear attack, then according to the Right, that is just peachy.

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