Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Bing..... Clunk!

I have three different blogs and one which is an appendix to this blog. I've a statistics counter running on all of them. Out of curiosity, I checked the "search engine" stats.

Google has, depending on the blog, between 85% and 100% of the searches used to get to the various blogs. AOL Search has shown up 6-14% on the blogs that have registered it.

One searcher came via Bing, as did one using Yahoo (the search engine Microsoft tried to buy).

I don't look back far; other than page loads and visitors, the detailed stats are only kept for the last 500 page loads. But based on that result, I have to wonder if anybody is paying attention to the ads that Microsoft has spent millions of dollars to produce and run.

2 comments:

dguzman said...

Bing kinda sucks.

Phil said...

The most valuable online skill I've learned is the one that allows me to ignore all adds from all sources--100% of the time. Of course, abject poverty doesn't hurt the cause, either.