Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

"What We Did When We Were In Power Was Wrong, So We Want to Change It Now That We Are Out of Power."

That is the basic whine of the GOP in New York, which is one of the reasons why they have tied up the State Senate for a month. The other reason is that a really rich guy paid off some of the senators because he doesn't want to pay taxes.

People make fun of how screwed up the California legislature is and how incompetent and corrupt the Texas legislature is, but they have nothing on the New York state senate. If tomorrow, the Wehrmacht were to march down Route 9 from Loudonville, the New York state senate would still be arguing over who got to sit in what seat.

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