Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, July 3, 2009

National "Get a Life, Goddammit" Week Continues

A Michael Jackson memorial service in Pittsburgh.

There's going to be some sort of huge-ass memorial in LA.

They're all going to look as dumb as those folks who were rending their garments with Elvis died over 30 years ago.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Certainly took all of the pressure off the real news -- Iran, Honduras, Cap and Trade, though...

were I a politician, I might keep a list of celebs who might offer news coverage immunity.

TXRAY said...

I agree. While the media and WAY to many people are fixated on Jackson (I hear that he's still dead!), Obama and the Democratic Congress are stealing the country.

Comrade Misfit said...

I don't know about that, after Bush and his pals got done looting the Treasury, there is precious little left to steal.