Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Wow, Like This is Astonishing

I am shocked, shocked, to learn that the guy who George Bush appointed to run the Pension Benefit Guaranty Corporation, Charles Millard, became mired in allegations of influence peddling with various Wall Street banks.

And the real "no, shit, Sherlock" moment: One of the Wall Street firms that was sucking up to Millard was Goldman Sachs. Goldman was one of the three firms to win a contract to manage money for the PBGC.

But wait, there's more!
On July 20, the agency permanently revoked the contracts with BlackRock, Goldman and JPMorgan Chase, the third winner, nullifying the process. The decision was based on questions surrounding Mr. Millard’s actions during the formal bidding process. His actions have also drawn the scrutiny of Congressional investigators and the agency’s inspector general.
And more!
Mr. Millard’s e-mail messages show that, while the bidding was under way last fall, he also spoke with Rick Lazio, a former House Republican who is now a senior executive at JPMorgan Chase, to discuss career options.[1]
We are seriously into the "ZOMG, a Bush Administration official ran his agency with an eye towards feathering his own nest, so what's so shocking about that" territory. Between the incompetence and the corruption of the Bush Administration, you'd be excused for thinking that they did their recruiting, in part, from among those who scored 400 on their SATs and those who were from New Jersey.

Nothing newsworthy there.

[1]Lazio ran for the Senate in 2000 against Hillary Clinton, who, at the time, was so new to New York State that she probably thought that Erie County was home to a collection of haunted houses. Clinton nonetheless beat Lazio as though he were a trailer-park wife in "Cops".

Speaking of "Cops", here is a handy guide to dealing with the cops.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

LOL on that last link to the cops thing. Former cop Bryan at Why Now is always baffled and somewhat irate whenever cops do stupid things to violate people's rights, because, he says, "criminals that cops deal with are so stupid that they'll talk their way into a conviction if you don't violate their rights and give them a get-out-of-jail-free card." Street cops don't get to deal with the better class of criminal (the Enron/AIG level of criminal). If that class of criminal is ever brought to justice, they're allowed to voluntarily turn themselves in. And street cops almost never have anything to do with the smarter organized criminal either, who is usually behind the scenes directing common criminals and brought down by the Feebs or, more likely, the DEA, not by street cops. The guys street cops deal with are exactly as stupid as your link sez, apparently :).

- Badtux the not-a-cop Penguin
(But have known some over the years)