Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, June 5, 2009

If I Shoot You In the Face Because I am Afraid of You, That's OK

That would seem to be the rationale offered by Sen. Lindsey Graham:
The reason I don’t want to go back any more than we have already done is because I know what happened. Out of fear, we overreacted. … They took a view of the law that I think was aggressive, and I would not have approached it that way. Right after 9/11, we all thought we were going to be hit again. So as we go back and try to hold people criminally liable. I think we’re doing a lot of damage to the country, because their mistakes were not criminal mistakes. They were mistakes made out of fear.
I have heard of the "Toyota Defense" ("he asked for it, he got it"), the Five Point Defense ("I. Did. Not. Do. It.") and the "Sum-Udder-Dood Defense" ("Some udder dude did it, it weren't me"), but this is the first time that I have heard of the Coward's Defense ("I was scared").

That's really what it comes down to, now: The GOP loyalists are saying that it was OK to command (not just "authorize") the use of torture because Dick Cheney was operating in "shitting his pants out of fear" mode. Not because they thought torture was the right thing to do, but because Widdle Dickie Cheney waz scared. The GOP loyalists are conceding that the 9/11 attacks frightened the pants off of George Bush and Dick Cheney, two men who made it their business never to put their own pink bodies (or their money) on the line.

How much more pathetic are the GOP loyalists going to get in their defense of the Bush Administration?

I think we will see as the specter of their being held to account grows.

Stay tuned.

2 comments:

Lockwood said...

Nicely put, EB, but I have no idea how you can make yourself pay attention to the rightys' pathetic excuse-making after all these years. Someone linked a massive chart of these excuses yesterday. I guess it was supposed to be funny, and it was in a way. Kind of in the way a good humored person can laugh at the way he feels when he's down with the flu: "I feel so rotten, it's actually kind of comical." If it wasn't you who posted the link, and you haven't seen it, and you're curious, leave a note here and I'll track it down.

Anonymous said...

My comment was to be about the Hooverites creating the world's most complete list of excuses by the time they finally fade away.
Lockwood kinda beat me to it. And your post was well done, indeed.