Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, May 4, 2009

Ugh. How Does This Work?

Gracie yocked up a hairball at 5AM. By 5:45, she was trying to prod me to get out of bed so that I could feed her.

I don't know how that works. When I've barfed, the last thing I wanted to do within the next hour was chow down. It must be different for hairballs.

I'm fried. This will be a high-caffeine day at work.

7 comments:

Marc said...

If you go for the idea that 1 pet year = 7 human years, then just scale it to hours, so that 1 pet hour= 7 human hours. So, yeah, seven hours after hurling, I might be a little hungry too.

Jeanne said...

Hairball = Not Food
Not Food occupying stomach = hurts
Get rid of hurt takes energy
Energy = food

Empty stomach and energy expenditure = hungry now!
My verification word is spets - spitting up pets?

BadTux said...

One hour? Mencken can hurl at my feet, then go straight to the food bowl and start chowing down kibble. Meanwhile, I'm sorta gagging while carrying the sodden newspaper (that I slipped under his head when I noticed he was trying to hurl) to the garbage.

Cats. Heh.

lisahgolden said...

We have a couple of poofs who, if they go too long without food, they'll scarf down their next meal, gulp some water, barf, bring in a friend to eat up the barf and then go back for more food.

I'm trying to remember the last time I was so entertained. Blech.

BadTux said...

Blech. Yeah, my boys will occasionally do that. Mencken will do the upchucking honors, then The Mighty Fang will head over and clean it up while Mencken goes back for a refill. Ick!

Comrade Misfit said...

Aww, isn't that sweet! Mencken is pre-chewing and pre-digesting food for the Mighty Fang.

What a considerate kitty.

BadTux said...

You have uncovered Mencken's secret. He seems like a grouchy kitteh who's always muttering about everything and whacking TMF's ears whenever TMF gets too friendly with the grooming ("you kid, get off my lawn!"), but he's secretly a softy who loves tummy rubs and is so considerate... SHUDDER. Ick. Just ick.