Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Stupid Gun Fashions

Rifle bipods.


It's been a long time since I last went whitetail hunting, but given my limited experience at that endeavor, I don't know what use these critters would be. I guess if you're always shooting from a bench rest or a prepared position, bipods are lighter than toting a full-blown rifle rest to the range. But in a field situation, where you do not have the luxury of knowing where you will be shooting from, bipods seem to me to be both extra weight and encumbering. They seem designed to catch on brush and branches.

In my opinion, bipods are accessories for mall-ninjas.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uh huh.
I'll bear that in mind if I'm ever within 100 miles of a gun.

;)

deadstick said...

They serve the same purpose as these:

http://tinyurl.com/4cjc45

Earl said...

They do help keep the rifle up out of the dirt and such on the ground when used. But they are extra weight, catch all kinds of crap and make noise opening and closing and if the weapon is too heavy to operate without support - weld it to a truck.

Comrade Misfit said...

One of the mall-ninjas at the range last weekend had them on his .223 with a stainless barrel and a turret-adjustable scope (guess he thought he was Mark Wahlberg.

The little nimrod had the bipod on backwards....

Jim said...

Ground hog hunters here in PA all seem to use them. But you are prone in a field and shooting at a little critter at one or two hundred yards you need all the help you can get.