Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

The Roots of Our Energy Crisis


Any questions?

Yes, it's an inflammatory photo. But there is no denying the fact that the Bush family has had a multi-generational friendship with the House of Saud. There is no denying the fact that Dick Cheney is so intertwined with the oil industry that he had his blood replaced with 10W40 motor oil.

Listen to Republicans. They will tell you that the only solution is to drill for more oil. They will even tell you that future generations will thank us if we use up the oil now. But keep in mind that this reasoning comes from the same people who seem to think that future generations will thank us for the fact that the Republicans took 28 years to increase the national debt from one trillion dollars to ten trillion dollars, when it only took the previous 182 years to get the national debt up to a trillion.

Republicans don't give a fuck about the future. They don't give a fuck about your children or your grandchildren. As long as they can listen to Rush Limpballs and drive their shiny new F-350s to the mall, they will happily destroy our constitutional form of government, spend the nation into a deep pit and wreak havoc on the environment, for they figure that they will not be around to deal with the consequences.

"The Future Can Take Care Of Itself" is the slogan of the GOP. Or, as George Bush muttered under his breath to all of the kids at the Easter Egg Roll: "Fuck all y'all."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What...no tongue?

Comrade Misfit said...

I am going to have to drink a staggering amount of Brain Bleach to get that image out of my head, thankewveddymuch.