Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

The Bush Forgery

According to Ron Suskind, George Bush ordered the CIA to forge a letter, purportedly hand-written by Saddam Hussein, to justify going to war against Iraq.

I have said this before and I say it again:

Every word uttered by the officials of the Bush Administration is a lie, including "and" and "the."

Update: Dan Froomkin's take: "Suskind, a Pulitzer-winning reporter and relentless chronicler of this administration's secrets, depicts a White House with a simpleminded bully in the Oval Office taking direction from a paranoid vice president -- and caps off his latest expose with what he acknowledges sounds a lot like an impeachable offense."

As if those spineless fucks in Congress would ever do anything about it. The Republicans impeached Clinton over lying about getting a blowjob, but the Democrats cannot muster the guts to impeach Bush about lying about the necessity to start a war.

Most of the congressional Democrats are little more than useless hunks of oxygen-consuming protoplasm.

UPDATE II: Of course, the duty press spokesweasel denies it. As if that means a fucking thing.

UPDATE III: The first draft of the forged letter.

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