Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

The Bush Forgery

According to Ron Suskind, George Bush ordered the CIA to forge a letter, purportedly hand-written by Saddam Hussein, to justify going to war against Iraq.

I have said this before and I say it again:

Every word uttered by the officials of the Bush Administration is a lie, including "and" and "the."

Update: Dan Froomkin's take: "Suskind, a Pulitzer-winning reporter and relentless chronicler of this administration's secrets, depicts a White House with a simpleminded bully in the Oval Office taking direction from a paranoid vice president -- and caps off his latest expose with what he acknowledges sounds a lot like an impeachable offense."

As if those spineless fucks in Congress would ever do anything about it. The Republicans impeached Clinton over lying about getting a blowjob, but the Democrats cannot muster the guts to impeach Bush about lying about the necessity to start a war.

Most of the congressional Democrats are little more than useless hunks of oxygen-consuming protoplasm.

UPDATE II: Of course, the duty press spokesweasel denies it. As if that means a fucking thing.

UPDATE III: The first draft of the forged letter.

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