Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, August 4, 2008

McCain's Lame-Ass Excuse

You may have encountered this scenario: Somebody says something that is really nasty and offensive about another person. The listeners, or even the target, react with outrage and verbally (if not physically) attack the speaker. The speaker is reduced to saying, in a wounded or defensive tone: "Hey, I was just trying to be funny. Lighten up."

That is what McCain is now doing when confronted with the reaction to his nasty "Obama is Paris Hilton" ad.
"Hey, I was just trying to be funny" is indeed his line. He even trotted out Joe LIEberman to make the same pathetic argument.

Paris Hilton's parents maxed out on their donations to McCain in the primary season. I'll bet they are not going to repeat that for the general election.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Every true asshat male I have ever known used that sorry line after stomping on every boundary in sight "Oh, geez, ya'll are so uptight, it was a joke....have some humor!" I wish I could show McCain what I usually show them....how funny I think it is to knee idiots in the nuts! Gee, does this mean humor is subjective?