Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Forecast: Light Blogging

I'm taking some time off and I'm actually going away for several days. Not terribly far, but at least a few hours away. I won't go completely away from here (I expect the politicians to still be stoking my Fires of Outrage), but expect that the blogging will be reduced.

As ever, if you're bored, surf the blogroll. Jack & Jill moved, if you haven't noticed. Give D-Cap your condolences, as his cat George is gone. Marko almost got seriously fucked over by the good folks at ComBastards. D-Cup is working away at the "100 days of hot married sex" project.
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the link! Have a great break!

7/03/2008 11:15 PM

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