Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Ugh

It has gotten hot here at Misfit Central. I hate running the a/c, but I hate being all hot and humid even more. So today, the windows are shut and one of the a/c units is fired up. I thought about a trip to the pistol range, but then I'd have to clean the guns and that requires open windows. I don't have a garage and I think the neighbors would have a few things to say if I had a bunch of disassembled weapons out in the breezeway.

The cats are all snoozing away on their third or fourth nap of the day.
Posted by on or about 12:45

2 comments:

deadstick said...

>>but then I'd have to clean the guns and that requires open windows

Try Kleen-Bore #10 solvent. Doesn't stink like Hoppe's, and I think it does just as good a job.

6/08/2008 3:13 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I use something similar, but I still like to have good ventilation when I clean them.

6/08/2008 4:54 PM

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