Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, June 2, 2008

Security; Illusion Of

A man at Heathrow Airport was threatened with arrest for wearing a t-shirt that had an image of a "Transformers" character holding a weapon.

They'd probably Taser you if you showed up wearing a Yosemite Sam t-shirt:



This keeps us safe how, exactly?

What it does is cement in the minds of the public that the people running the security systems are a bunch of knee-jerk thoughtless goons with all of the good humor of a concentration camp guard and the IQs of a potted plants.

Roberta X commented that this was further proof of the fall of formerly Great Britain. While that might be true, I have no doubt at all that our own lovable thugs in the TSA are not above something similar.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Clearly the solution to this and pretty much all other problems with clothing is to require all passengers to fly nude. That way we can insure they are not secreting explosive devices within their clothing, and it makes it easier for the security goons oops guards to do the required cavity searches for boarding.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin