Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, June 2, 2008

Kitty Wrestling

Cats sleep a lot. They are also awake at night. George and Gracie had a wrestling match at 2:30 this morning in my bedroom, complete with loud sound effects from Gracie. You'd have thought that somebody was attempting to perform dental work on her.

Oy. Today will require much coffee.

3 comments:

BadTux said...

Yeah, it's funny how that works. My two are lumps most of the time, disturbing themselves only occasionally to notice that my lap is available and jump up into it. But sometimes in the middle of the night they decide to be a herd of rumbling buffalo (what else can you call it when the lightest of the two weighs 15 pounds?), rumbling up and down the hallway, over my bed, back and forth and back and forth...

-- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

PhysioProf said...

You gotta take pictures of that shit! HAHAH!

Comrade Misfit said...

PP, they tend to stop wrestling if they know I'm watching them.