Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, June 6, 2008

Right Wing Appeasers

Pat Buchanan, for one. He is arguing that the reason World War II was fought was because the Western Europeans did not appease Hitler enough. Buchanan thinks that the British and the French should have let the Germans take Danzig and then maybe Hitler would have confined his Jew-slaying to Germany.



I suspect that is going to be a tough sell. But it is useful, for when any one of the cranks and crackpots on the Right start talking about "liberal appeasers," we can just point them to Pat Buchanan.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

So this is the gist of it? Bush compares his war to WWII, then folks say "No, George, YOUR war did not NEED to happen!" So then, asshats like Buchanan need to say "Well, now as you mention it, WWII did not NEED to happen, either...." Holy shit, makes me want medicinal vodka for breakfast.

Comrade Misfit said...

What I suspect is that the traditional Right-wing nutjobs are gravitating back to referring to WW2 as "Roosevelt's War," which is what they used to call it until the extent of the Holocaust became widely known. You could see a little of this mindset 32 years ago, when Bob Dole referred to the "Democrat wars."

Anonymous said...

Well, either that, or they are taking this line to try harder to attach "necessity" to Bush's war....because you see, if it is heresy to suggest WWII was not needed, it should therefore be heretical to say the war on terror is pointless.

Moses Gunner said...

Did you see Patrick Buchanan's rendition of world war 2?!?! AHAHAHAHAH. It very cute. Check it out if your intrested here -
Churchill, Hitler and the Unnecessary War