Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, April 10, 2008

KBR = Kome and Be Raped; Part 2

There were hearings yesterday in the Senate about the problem of women being raped by contractors in Iraq. Basically, the DoD and DoJ whined about "this is too hard."

Here's a modest suggestion: The next woman who is raped by one of these goons should go find a small sandbag, a knife and a short tourniquet. Hit the asswipe with the sandbag, de-pants him and then Bobbitize the fucker.

2 comments:

CrankyProf said...

Tourniquets are just unneeded in this case.

It will make it easier for hyenas to find what's left.

Comrade Misfit said...

I applaud your sentiment, but I would rather they survive the amputation. I think a man fears losing his penis more than he fears losing his life.

I once read a memoir by a Marine sniper from Vietnam; at one time, he was badly wounded and was recuperating at a hospital. To get his strength back, he limped/crutched through the rest of the hospital.

There was a word occupied by men who had lost their genitals in combat. The atmosphere in that ward was different from all others, everyone was quiet. The impression I got was that most of the men there probably would have rather been killed.

So in this instance, I'd rather they survive.