Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Sign This Guy Up for the Republican Party!

Ohio man arrested for having sex with a picnic table.

Yes, you read that correctly. He was fucking a piece of furniture. And he probably didn't take the poor table to a movie or buy it dinner before he fucked it.


deadstick said...

You fuck ONE picnic table. Just ONE...sheesh.

zanyhunter said...

For sale: Picnic table, bare-assed-ly used, can do double duty as your fuck friend. Must sell (funds needed for minor legal problem). Make offer.

Distributorcap said...

somehow i would bet this guy voted for BUsh