Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Sign This Guy Up for the Republican Party!

Ohio man arrested for having sex with a picnic table.

Yes, you read that correctly. He was fucking a piece of furniture. And he probably didn't take the poor table to a movie or buy it dinner before he fucked it.
Posted by on or about 14:57

3 comments:

deadstick said...

You fuck ONE picnic table. Just ONE...sheesh.

4/01/2008 3:34 PM
zanyhunter said...

For sale: Picnic table, bare-assed-ly used, can do double duty as your fuck friend. Must sell (funds needed for minor legal problem). Make offer.

4/02/2008 7:51 AM
Distributorcap said...

somehow i would bet this guy voted for BUsh

4/02/2008 9:46 PM

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