Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, April 24, 2008

The Dollar is Worth Eighty Cents

A dollar store in East Lyme, Connecticut has raised the price of almost all items to $1.25. That means that the dollar is now worth 80 cents when it comes to buying really cheap crap. (If you think it should be 75 cents, do the math.)

The story was in the New London Day, which is a subscription-only paper after one day.

Good work, Chimpy!

(Of course, this doesn't matter one bit to the media pundits who are more concerned about whether Clinton lied about being under sniper fire or whether someone Obama knows was a radical 40 years ago. Which just goes to show that one way to improve the political discourse in this country would be to force all of the media pundits to take new jobs picking lettuce or mucking out cow barns.)

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