Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

When Ketchup is Outlawed

Only outlaws will have ketchup. If you want to make scrambled eggs and have ketchup on them, you had better be over 18 in parts of the country formerly known as Great Britain.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet, a man in New Zealand threw a hedgehog at some damn kid who probably wouldn't get off his lawn. No word as to whether the assailant was related to John McCain.

4 comments:

deadstick said...

I dunno...substitute "spray paint" for "ketchup" and you're talking close to home.

BobG said...

I guess it's ok to squirt mustard at people over there.

Why anyone would want ketchup on eggs is beyond me; I haven't owned any of that nasty stuff in 20 years.

BadTux said...

Hmm, according to that story the 27 year old who threw the hedgehog at the 12 year old has been charged with "assault with a weapon". A hedgehog is a weapon in New Zealand? Whoa! Learn something new every day! They must have some rather hard and stiff hedgehogs over there or somethin'...

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

BobG said...

"A hedgehog is a weapon in New Zealand?"

My reaction exactly; now if he had thrown a skunk, I could understand the charge.