Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

"The Biggest Threat This Country Faces"

According to Der Monkey Fuhrer, is Iran and al Qaeda.

Yep, and Iran has managed to morph itself into a combination of Nazi Germany, Imperial Japan and the USSR and they have done it with a military budget that is 1/90th that of ours. Al Qaeda has managed to do it with a couple of thousand guys living in caves along the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan.

It's not a resurgent China or Russia that is a threat. The threat isn't global energy shortages from rising oil prices, or food shortages or climate change. The most significant threat is from a country that cannot project power very far beyond its borders and from a bunch of guys whose highest-tech weapon is a suicide bomber's vest.

This Administration needs to have something like Zoloft or Paxil dumped into the water coolers. For they are seriously on the edge of losing their collective minds

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