Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Thou Shalt Not Have Fun

That would seem to be the commandment of the conservative Christians, who get their balls caught in a vise every time it seems that somebody else is having a bit of fun.

These folks need to get a grip.
Posted by on or about 06:37

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Old news. H.L. Mencken wrote about it 80 years ago -- "Puritans are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped." By "Puritans" he meant "religious fundamentalists", language has changed a bit in the intervening years alas...

Of course, the real reason the tighty righties get their panties in a bunch about these kinds of things is that scratch a tighty righty, see a kink. I bet all the tighty righties who got all furious about this secretly at night sneak into their spouse's closet and play dress-up with their spouse's clothes.

Badtux the Kinkster-spottin' Penguin

4/07/2008 7:14 PM

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