Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, April 7, 2008

Thou Shalt Not Have Fun

That would seem to be the commandment of the conservative Christians, who get their balls caught in a vise every time it seems that somebody else is having a bit of fun.

These folks need to get a grip.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Old news. H.L. Mencken wrote about it 80 years ago -- "Puritans are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped." By "Puritans" he meant "religious fundamentalists", language has changed a bit in the intervening years alas...

Of course, the real reason the tighty righties get their panties in a bunch about these kinds of things is that scratch a tighty righty, see a kink. I bet all the tighty righties who got all furious about this secretly at night sneak into their spouse's closet and play dress-up with their spouse's clothes.

Badtux the Kinkster-spottin' Penguin