Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Officer Fife, Cow Rapist

Sheriff Taylor had a good idea when he wouldn't let Barney Fife put any cartridges in his revolver. But at least Barney wasn't fucking cows.

That can't be said for one cop in New Jersey. Not only has this clown been accused of raping three girls, he then (allegedly) porked four cows.

Good thing for Barney the Cow Fucker that these cows weren't in the neighborhood:



(H/T to War on Guns)

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Somebody needs to introduce this horndog to this little thingy attached to the end of his arm called his hand.

But of course sex isn't the point of all this brutality against animals and women. Power is. Same reason he became a cop -- to have power over other people. Which, unfortunately, is the reason all too many cops become cops -- and nobody seems to give a shit.

- Badtux the Power Penguin