Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, April 5, 2008

FRAK! FRAK! FRAK!

I've had a killer backache for the last few days, though it seems to be improving. Last night I gobbled about three ibuprofins and crashed at 2130. I had set my ancient VCR to grab the premire of Season 4 of Battlestar Galactica.

Which I am trying to watch today. The phone didn't ring all morning, not when I was having breakfast or listening to Saturday Weekend Edition or surfing the Intertubes or reading some ads in T-A-P. But as soon as I switched on the fraking VFR to watch the episode: Briiiing (and I have a WE500, so it really does ring). Briiing. Briiiing.

Stupid fraking telephones.
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